Superheroes Wanted

Think you've got the goods to be a superhero, too? Hey, if I can do it, anyone can.

Plus, I could really use the help.

Complete this job application, and you'll join KAB Man's A-list of highly-responsible super avengers for a clean America. You'll be the first to find out about special tools, cleanup activities, and other ways you can help the cause.

Job Application List SignupDon't tell anyone I told you this, but this place doesn't check superhero references too closely. Trust me, you don't even have to look good in a cape. Flying, fire-spitting, and other super skills are not required at all. The only requirement is that you be willing to get involved, maybe volunteer every now and then. Spread the word. Low-impact stuff like that.

The bad news is that I can't offer you any benefits, vacation time, or even a paycheck. But isn't it compensation enough to know you're a part of something bigger than yourself? A part of the solution? Yeah. I thought so. Go ahead. Give it a shot. Welcome aboard.

Obligatory Small Print: KAB Man is no spammer ('cause that's trash, too). You'll only get stuff you care about, and you can opt out any time. No questions asked. No strings attached. Kapish?